i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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