i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
