It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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