I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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