I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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