I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
