My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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