I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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