Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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