Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's blow job season.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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