Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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