i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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