At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
only you would photoshop your dick
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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