so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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