just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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