You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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