Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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