It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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