So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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