I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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