You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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