yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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