my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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