I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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