Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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