even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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