It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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