haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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