Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I cut my penus on the lid.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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