So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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