I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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