Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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