brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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