Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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