2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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