Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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