we have officially lost it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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