what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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