Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I want to be your penis for a week.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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