yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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