I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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