i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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