How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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