Whod you bang
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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