He is such a slut. More and more my type.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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