Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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