sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
