so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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