i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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