You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I need to stop coming to work sober
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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