Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
