i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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