They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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