So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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