he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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